Professor Kkat

N. An internet personality and profile consisting of a humanoid white cat with blue eyes in a lab coat.

Random Discord user: Oh yeah, that CHEESE server was made by Professor Kkat.
Other User: What's so great about cheese anyway?
Professor Kkat: ANY SANE PERSON LIKES CHEESE!!!

by Professor Kkat August 3, 2023

Professional

1st using a fake personality so as to manipulate clients into liking you and gain more return clients.
2nd a street prostitute (per Merriam Webster)

See also "telephone perfessionalism" or the use of baby talk without the tone.

Servant: Let's keep it professional
Client: when I want a BJ ill let you know but outside of work I am not otherwise inclined to be fake.

by WGstyles August 16, 2023

Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023

Professional Bro Chill

A business-friendly way to communicate the need for a client to calm the Eff Down and be patient for the work at hand to be completed.

That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill

by johnnyscrobo August 28, 2023

Profugmordeism

Complicated way to say you believe in the consumption of homeless people for the benefit of humanity

“ Hey man have you heard of this new philosophy …it’s called profugmordeism”
“ Nah, sounds complicated”
“ Not really, it just means you like to eat homeless people”

by micheal mungus September 13, 2023

professional fag

A gay prostitute or sex worker.

“Hey did Jeremy really start an OF?” “Yup. He’s a certified professional fag now”

by CakeB8ker September 21, 2023

proferoo

What the cool kids call profit

"don't worry lads - we're in the old proferoo!"

by Bendobendeefo October 15, 2023