Kill my peanut

Expression used when you’re having a serious issue in your quotidian life.

N°1: My mom stole my chicken and I had big beef with her. So I threw the rest of the chicken in her face.

N°2: Yes dude you had no choices to give yourself some respect.

N°1: Argh, kill my peanut.

by Yslbxtvh August 12, 2020

Peanut Clit

A clitoris that looks like a peanut & is big enough to suck on.

She had a peanut clit & let me tell ya, I was George Washington Carver that night, pal.

by AmadeuS469 March 22, 2021

Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

Peanut

A killer of around 2% of the population of out in the shell of a napalm bomb with an atomic bomb attached

Person 1: Hey did you know around 1.5%-3% of the population is allergic to nuts?
Person 2: This is what I’ve been waiting for... bring the peanut bomb

by PCMonster March 7, 2021

Peanut Nose

A flat nose (Usually Filipinos have them).

That guy has a cute peanut nose!

by IdLxB February 11, 2025

National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.

Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021

Peanut slug

Another name for an erect penis.

Hey bud, I'd suckle your Peanut slug for a double cheeseburger combo

by Mountain69 July 2, 2020