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parking nazis

(noun) People dressed in brown uniforms that patrol the parking lots at the University of Oklahoma.
Damn, I can't park here in front of my dorm, as the parking nazi will get me. I have to park 2 miles away!
by zmurf April 23, 2003
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south park

A funny show that stopped making good episodes in 2006
Starting with the demise of Chef, it went downhill. I know about the tension between Matt+Trey and Isaac Hayes, but watching that episode felt like being caught between two kids yelling at each other and the kids are also your parents. Oh well, there's always South park reruns.
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linkin park

pioneers of a new form of metal (nu) and possibly one of the least emo metal bands out there. they use rap to appeal to most people. they dont sing about sad love songs and killing people (songs no1 cares about)and i can relate to alot of the songs. specially when im pissed at some1. i <33 linkin park
Linkin Park (Runaway)- i wanna runaway never say good bye i wanna no the truth instead of wondering why i wanna no the answer no more lies i wanna runaway and never say goodbye.

Alot of teenagers going threw tough times with there parents and school etc can relate
by Sarah Greenberg April 3, 2008
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linkin park

The greatest band to ever exist to date... imagine.. six geniuses working together as one amazing musical machine... writing songs over 6 six years ... tearing apart songs from scratch only to tear them down again just to get the best possible songs... re-writing a chorus 40 times... having two vocalists ... one who can play almost every string and wind instrument on the planet, not to mention being an amazing classical composer and pianist ... producing music and incorporating violas and cellos... now picture a second vocalist with a childhood that would make most people shudder ... picture him with such vocal capacity that allows him to sing softly and with perfectly harmony.. before screaming with three notes at the same time and summing up in his rage the feelings of millions of unknown people ... then imagine the guitarist, striking out power cords, running his fingers decorated with black nail polish down the neck of the guitar ... and the bassist who stands tall and proud adding an ominous sound... underneath it all are amazing rhythmic beats supplied by the drummer who's energy will amaze you.. and at the top, is the DJ who had his own spins and scratches and subtle sounds that shake your soul ... this is Linkin Park who's music emanates energy.. who's lyrics fill your soul ... Linkin Park is six ordinary guys with unsurpassable talent ... they care about their fans, they develop the Linkin Park Underground (75 000+ members worldwide) to connect to their fans.. giving free LPU tours only available to club members ... that's dedication... THAT is the true meaning of ::Linkin Park::
The highest selling record of 2001 was Hyrbrid Theory, by Linkin Park
by LeoDramaqueen July 22, 2008
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J-Park

A name used to describe a cute little asian that is obsessed with video games and generally studies economics. Typically an underachiever due to various Indian and Asian friends under the steady influence of the pop fictional "Harold and Kumar" the J-Park relishes his unique situation as the underperforming asian. A J-Park is very well tempered and will happily get drunk in group situations. The J-Park often floats social settings bringing with him a positive and serene vibe. The J-Park is a special creature and should be both admired and respected.
Wow how the hell did Kirby just spike me like that? He's a J-Park man he has been studying that shit on the Net all day

Man all (insert name here)'s family went to Berkeley but he is going to UCSD - yeah he's such a J-Park
by RobertGlavas October 15, 2007
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Simon Park

An insane person that is extremely strange, but not creepy. He glees in every insane comment, and he names people after animals. However, some of the names are rather fitting. As everyone knows, madmen are strong, and he is no exception. He is of a entirely different social class. Not an outsider, like fluharty. Nor does he have his own clan of friends. He isn’t stupid, but he isn’t the type of guy that people want to be near for extended amounts of time.
Simon Park laughed as he watched the horror movie
by queer444 February 26, 2010
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Park the bus

Usually describes the tactic of a famous football coach Jose Mourinho. It means all players including attackers, midfielders and defenders are stuck in the penalty area to defend and without counter attack.
A: What is this team called? They are parking the bus and there is even no counter attack.

B: The team is Manchester united.

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A: Our defend is shit and I scare that we will be scored by counter attack.

B: Don't worry. They will probably park the bus.
by 獌聯 April 1, 2018
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