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leak hammer

When you got a hard on and you try pissin in the toilet
by leakhammer March 3, 2018
mugGet the leak hammermug.

hammer dialling

A telephone dialling technique that can only be done with a rotary phone. Rotary telephones use timed pulses to encode numbers when dialling, such pulses could be imitated by a skilled user rapidly depressing the hang up mechanism and bypass the dial rotor entirely. The name comes from the action and sound of the dialler hurriedly tapping or "hammering" on the top of the phone. This was done to save time as dialling a rotary phone conventionally could take as long as three seconds to input a single number. If you knew the number you were calling well, you could memorize the pulses and hammer them out yourself in half the time.
"Alan sure is on the phone often, he's even learned to hammer dial the Thompson's house."

"Gee, what would make him call the Thompson's so much that he's hammer dialling their number?"
by Stressed Fish January 11, 2023
mugGet the hammer diallingmug.

Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV
I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher
by lilviny409 November 22, 2024
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ass hammered

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.
Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..
by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018
mugGet the ass hammeredmug.

hammer swinging

To be hammer swinging, means you would have sexual relations with both genders.
Man, I went to a party last night, and was hammer swinging hardcore bruh.
by Im.ET.1 February 24, 2017
mugGet the hammer swingingmug.

Bang bang wit da hammer

When you aim a gun sideways any yell bang bang wit da hammer doe es not working a job
by Real deal20 September 11, 2019
mugGet the Bang bang wit da hammermug.

Slag hammer

A tool used on dumb sluts.
Tommy's mom is overprotective to keep the sloots away she ordered a slag hammer on Amazon.
by Strabs76 March 20, 2020
mugGet the Slag hammermug.

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