by Smelly mellly March 2, 2022
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A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
Stoner 1: "Smo smo smoke off pussies, I'm not even high"
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"
An hour or so later
Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"
An hour or so later
Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.
by JJ, Bmill, Cody, Josh, Chunk, Beans, Nick January 7, 2006
Get the Smoke off mug.Like when i have my period. Or when I'm away, or when he finds out that I'm fucking his hott sexy brother in the next room.
by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003
Get the jacking off mug.A game played in which the opponents attempt to see who can take their belt off the fastest. The one to throw their belt on the floor first is the winner.
RULES:
1. your belt must be completely on tight.
2. NO CHEATING OR HEAD STARTS. Go when "3" is said.
3. Shirts CAN be tucked in.
TIPS:
A fast way to take your belt off is a quick sliding motion, by sliding the left side of your belt to the right, the right side is loosened and is easier to slide out of a belt loop. then yanking the belt out to the right side. Then quickly throw it to the floor.
Have fun!
RULES:
1. your belt must be completely on tight.
2. NO CHEATING OR HEAD STARTS. Go when "3" is said.
3. Shirts CAN be tucked in.
TIPS:
A fast way to take your belt off is a quick sliding motion, by sliding the left side of your belt to the right, the right side is loosened and is easier to slide out of a belt loop. then yanking the belt out to the right side. Then quickly throw it to the floor.
Have fun!
Guy 1 "belt-off?"
Other guys "sure!"
everyone "1...2...3!"
(everyone whips belts off and throw them on floor)
Other guys "sure!"
everyone "1...2...3!"
(everyone whips belts off and throw them on floor)
by Klopfenstein September 3, 2009
Get the Belt-Off mug.when a group of people are talking/bitching about someone they're not sure they should be because either someone in the group is a big gossip or friends with the person they're bitching about; they 'beep' out the important words by trailing off.
example of the trail off in action
person 1: yeah i know she's so like.. mm
person 2: yeah and she came in and was like.. yeah
person 1: *agrees* yeah i remember that, it was so like...
person 2: yeah.. what is with her..
person 3: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FINISH THE SENTENCE?!
person 1: yeah i know she's so like.. mm
person 2: yeah and she came in and was like.. yeah
person 1: *agrees* yeah i remember that, it was so like...
person 2: yeah.. what is with her..
person 3: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FINISH THE SENTENCE?!
by beretvisor September 11, 2009
Get the the trail off mug.Term originating in the county of West Midlands in England.
This term refers to an individual who ignores or neglects old long term friend/s to 'go off' with new friends.
This term refers to an individual who ignores or neglects old long term friend/s to 'go off' with new friends.
by BrumBird January 20, 2010
Get the Deaf Off mug.Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity.
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)
Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.
Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.
Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.
by Grovesy the first October 19, 2009
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