May 2nd

National let your best friend suck your boobs when you're walking home day

Hey can I suck you boobies?
Why?
It's May 2nd.

by I eat balls toilet paper May 1, 2022

May 9

OG people are born on this day

Karl: AYO! What’s riley’s birthday?
Stevo: May 9
Karl: Yooo! riley is an OG

by theurban-er November 30, 2021

May 8th

show a mf some tittys today

my bros deserve it

oh hey it’s may 8th yk wut that means

by bias May 8, 2022

May 6

Send ass pic to your friend day

May 6th ass pic day

by Alpro_amB May 6, 2022

pine mai

stay fefeka 25/8

going through it rn? pine mai tokooo

by onofituono December 9, 2022

May 24th

The day we’ve all been waiting for, eat a bowl of Rigatoni pasta day, foretold by the history of tumblr.

person 1: yo bro what day is it today?
person 2: it’s May 24th 2021
person 1: OH SHIT BRO WE GOTTA EAT THE RIGATONI IVE BEEN WAITING 4 YEARS FOR THIS

by true g0d May 11, 2021

May 3rd

Kiss your homie day

Hey nigga wanna kiss? No homo

Nah bro that’s gay

It’s may 3rd, national kiss your homie day

by Homie licker May 3, 2022