meat substitute

A realistic dildo, veins and all are included
You shouldnt be able to tell the difference between a meat substitute and the real thing.

Jim "Jenni where is your meat substitute ?"
Jenni "it's in the drawer"

by Bubza101 December 11, 2017

meat barn

Another word for a woman’s vagina

“Tim gave my meat barn one hell of pounding last night “

by Tb_04 May 7, 2018

Defeated Meat

When one ejactulates and tears the skin on his dick.

Oh no, I just Defeated Meat!

by D4nkD4ddy May 7, 2018

Rippin the meat

The act of jacking off vigorously.

I got blue balled so hard last night. That I went home and started rippin the meat...

by Brodieslinger6969 February 11, 2017

angel meat

When the meat is so sweet it's as if it is from the loin of Angels. Aka Brandi

There goes Angel Meat aka Brandi

by Nuttcasepdx1 March 10, 2017

sweaty meat

When you're getting a handjob and her hands start sweating .

It was so awkward last night she gave me sweaty meat.

by Ilikemilf's May 7, 2016

Meat Clobbers

Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.

Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!

by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016