Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.

Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet

Josh went and took another jump nap while his coworkers were busy

by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022

stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat

you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.

by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 3, 2011

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"

by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024

Jumped

Being completely destroyed by a group of people out of the blue.

"Yesterday I saw this guy get jumped by ten people after they came from every direction possible."

by itamicize April 2, 2022

jump yo gate

Backdooring or snaking someone for something they have or they did.

“ aye nate let me jump yo gate “

by naeskoe January 21, 2024

Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.

Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

&

"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"

by bigc88 March 28, 2025