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Steffan Jones

Steffan Jones will munch on ya ma trust onto, sick kid him like, dont chat to him hes got rambo nashers
Steffan Jones has a maaassssivvve willy
by Corey's family are thots May 18, 2020
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summer breeze jones

a beautiful girl who is commonly referred as an angel. she has eyes that will put you in a trance and she holds the one and only booty that will shake the earth.
guy #1 "woah did you feel that? felt like an earthquake!"

guy #2 "nah i think summer breeze jones just sat down"
by hooligan hoolio December 8, 2018
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Ryan Jones

The invisible man, is it him or is it his twin?!

Disloyal and selfish!
by Director's Dons December 3, 2021
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What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.
Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!
by Blood Clott December 10, 2010
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Archie jones trap

Being against archie to then find out you’ve fallen for him, the ‘archie jones trap’
“You’ve just fallen for the archie jones trap”

Oh fuck off
by Shitchatter11 August 8, 2022
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Dirty Jones

First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.
That sick human just ripped a Dirty Jones in the bathroom.
by BayStBroker July 21, 2024
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Jone

Used to exemplify a very good or very bad thing, usually used to refer to an attractive woman but could be an object as well.
Oh, shes a jone!
Wheres my jone? (Looking for misplaced favorite item)
by Hollywood Hog February 4, 2021
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