jerk race

When you and a friend sit in a room watching porn and jerking off to see who cums first

Me and my friend had a insane jerk race last night

by Poprock56 May 11, 2017

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National jerk with homie days

On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days

John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut

by Riley barker December 2, 2021

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Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off

Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow

by Cam Waite August 10, 2019

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Jerk a dog

To get money

“I’m bouta go jerk a dog”

by Swn7 March 11, 2023

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Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

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