JEDS

Just Escaped Downs Syndrome. A person, generally a female with an underbite that has difficulty carrying on with her day to day activities

Mike "Hey check out that retard sitting beside those skanks in class"
Trevor "I know, looks like shes got a bad case of JEDS"

by Dr. Mockery March 17, 2009

bikes are for jerks

Term used by cyclists as a greeting.

As my friend, whom I had not seen in a couple weeks, passed me in the opposite direction, he shouted "Bikes are for jerks."

by PedalPusher July 2, 2006

Jersey Jiggle

Another name for Snooki

Did you see Snooki dancing, She was doing the Jersey Jiggle

by jjb2003 January 3, 2011

Jerksicle

When jerking off in the cold causing the sperm to freeze and create icesicles on the head of a penis.

I bet my jerksicle is longer than yours!

by Sanity Sam January 16, 2011

Jerseday

Formally known as Thursday but now changed to Jerseday because of Jersey shore rockin' everyone's TV every Jerseday

Are you going to be here next Jerseday ?

by Jersey Girl122 March 27, 2011

jersey breakfast

Waking up in a haze with a unidentified woman with big hair and rolling over to finding a hot Taylor Ham, egg and cheese sandwich, then hearing over the loud speakers "gentlemen, start your engines" - CoABM

jersey breakfast taylor ham Coalition of Alternate Breakfast Meats 24 hours of LeMons

by wfo October 23, 2013

jersaya

Loving,strong,caring, beautiful,and smart over all

I need to be more of a Jersaya in life

by Jersaya January 4, 2017