Magpie Moment

A moment that the conversation dies because one of the people conversing is distracted by something bright and shiny.

Woman and man are talking. Woman asks the man a question and gets no response.

(lull) Man: oh, sorry; what were you saying?

Woman: What was that?

Man: Oh, I had a magpie moment!

by Simply Figs September 3, 2011

Obama Moment

When everyone in America watches the biggest liar on the face of the planet, walk up on a stage on national television to be sworn in to one of the most important jobs in the world, and everyone (except the blindless idiot liberals who believe everything he said) is waiting for the peace-bringing sound of a bullet whiz through the air and take the man who has decieved the entire country off his feet. Followed by large dissapointment when that sweet bullet never comes and everyone wonders what could have been.

Dang! I had a party for the moment America was saved! Sadly the US is still in the hands of a terrorist. Well i guess it was an Obama moment.

by America786 July 9, 2010

key moments

Key moments can or will involve; 98 minute blow jobs, posting up, girls giving you "the eyes", being an infamous drug dealer upstate, getting ripped in 2 weeks, sitting on chromes, it's not even like that, keystone light, paying dues, getting a fresh cut, splitting a pack of nupes 4 ways, 4loko it up, having mac sessions, and finally getting mac'd up and down

Person 1 " Niko, you going to talk to those girls?"
Niko : Nah bro, uhhh I'm just going to post up and wait for key moments.

by kyyyyyyyyyyd September 27, 2010

Bae Moment

The act of doing soemthing funnily odd, in a blonde sort of way.

Bla: "...." Bla #2: " talk about a bae moment!"

by Sabra December 14, 2003

Oz Moment

That moment in cinema and real life when a scene change so stark in contrast occurs that the psyche breaths a collective sigh or delicious inhale while taking it all in. The Oz Moment in the film The Wizard of Oz was when Dorothy first opened the door of her house onto Muchkin Land and the film shifted from black and white to technicolor.

Upon awakening their first morning in the Italian Villa they'd rented, the film "Enchanted April" conveyed an Oz Moment through the brilliant, floral vista along the Italian coast.

by Konundrummer May 17, 2010

Seinfeld Moment

Any conversation that has nothing to do with anything and can easily be written into an episode of Seinfeld.

Guy 1: "So what if T-Pain dropped a Christmas Album?"
Guy 2: "You would so buy that"
Guy 3: "Yeah...no i'd download it"
Guy 1: "ok so when we all fail at life we're all going to start a business together"
Guy 3: "What would we do?"
Guy 1: "I don't know"
Guy 2: "what would we be called"
Guy 1: "probably something to do with fruit, or animals."
Everyone: Wow, Seinfeld moment

by zachus22 October 18, 2008

kodak moment

a photo opportunity, usually of a cheesy and/or embarassing pose with or without the model's knowledge of the photo being taken.

*someone is fast asleep looking funny*

Person 1: (takes photo with camera) got it

Person 2: haha what a kodak moment

by junkmailjunkie June 27, 2007