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craft room

A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type

Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.

Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.

Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.
That chick has a craft room. She clearly sucks at relationships.
by Dickshunharry October 8, 2014
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Shitvomit changing room

Man, jo just went to the shitvomit changing room. Hes back now. In a new outfit.

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Jo looks a lot better. After shitvomit changing room, he came out looking refreshing
by #wusmod July 28, 2019
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Rec Room Level 50 Promotion

The Level 50 Promotion gives you access to 500,000 tokens every day The Rec Room Level 50 Promotion
by Reccenter May 31, 2024
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pink room

the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women.

A women's vagina (The walls should be pinkish in color)
As we started to make love, I slid into her pink room.
by Itonlymakessense June 6, 2023
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Locker-Room Baby-Bird

It’s when taking a “dry scoop” of pre-workout to the face before hitting a pump. Someone, usually of the preferred sex but if it’s with ur boys that’s cool, puts the “chaser” into their mouth to then spits it into yours to help wash down the powder.
Kyle: “Yo, I just ran a “Locker-Room Baby-Bird” with Ashly and I’m bouta hit a bench PR‼️“

Bradly: “Hell yeah boy, can you help me with mine real quick? “*passes gatorade* “Cuz we’re boys, right?”
by anonymous May 21, 2021
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Mega Room

Requires a very large room. Guys and girls enter with booze, all exit with STDs
Girl: Hey did you go to the mega room last night?
Guy: Yea, I got hammered
Girl: That's weird, I got nailed
by Rick Stroker December 20, 2010
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Room Check

An activity carried out typically by Seniors and some Juniors in which the room checker will fuck around with the room checker in a multitude of ways, i.e. dick pillow, sausage microwaving, meat goggles, making Brett call himself a weenie, and interrogating a freshman about why they only hit him up to fish.
“Yo that freshman got room checked so hard”

“Yeah, I don’t know if he’s ever gonna look at sausages the same way ever again”
by A damn beast. July 18, 2019
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