karma face

the effects of homewrecking. wreaking havoc all over one’s features. Also known as payback face. A once good looking person who, after becoming a homewrecker turns into an ugy hag.See the once fetching Claire Danes and Tori Spelling. Another perfect example is Denise Richards.

Girl: " what ever happened to Tori Spelling?"
Girl#2: " oh she stole some girls husband, and now she looks like a foot...thats what stealing another womens husband will get ya.. karma face"

by ShitPancakes January 28, 2008

Silvia Face

Front end conversion kit, for the Nissan 240sx; another way to say Silvia front end.

Yo man, your 240sx would look so much better with a Silvia Face.

by Agustin101 April 23, 2008

Bass face

1) The facial expression made by a bassist while playing a complex, tight groove. Caused by the brain's processing power being diverted to the hands, leaving the facial nerves uncontrolled and free to create various drunken, blank, derpy expressions. The bassist may be unaware he is doing it. Some physicians have speculated that bassists' brains may not be capable of controlling more than one region of the body at a time. This explains why they sleep with the ugly groupies.

2) A facial expression that only looks cute on Tal Wilkenfeld.

Guitarist: "Your bass face looks like you just saw your mother banging the family dog."

Bassist: "What bass face? Do I make a face?"

by bassdude726 May 28, 2014

Face taco

The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.

Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.

John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.

Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.

John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.

by Taco22222 September 23, 2014

Douchebag Face

A name that is used to refer to someone who is beyond any name you can think of. Has the whole 'Douchebag' concept to them and then some. Short and sweet, and covers all areas that you can't quiet find that right word to say about this person.

For short references you can usedbf. You can use it as freely as you want in front of this douchebag face and they will never know.

So I know this guy, and he's the biggest DBF ever.

You're such a douchebag face.

What a douchebag face!

Brenna: I can't stand him, he thinks he's God's gift to earth...

Steph:...when he really is only a douchebag face. It's okay.

by Stephaknee August 1, 2009

losie face

Similar to "loser," term of semi-affection used to tease friends who are out of line.

Come on, don't be a losie face; come out with me tonight.

by Zarita September 20, 2005

Stroke Face

A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke

" I burst out laughing when I gave her the money shot, she had a full-on Stroke Face

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004