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Cadbury Egg

Pretty nasty sexual act starting has a 69. But then when the guy is about to cum he pulls out, cums on one side of the partner's mouth while taking a dump on the head, hence creating what looks like half a cadbury egg. Do at your own risks and obviously with both parties consensual.
"That girl was a serious freak, she wanted me to pop a Cadbury Egg on her face."

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by Obscenery June 1, 2014
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Egg Sucker

One who is a genuine fuckwad & who may also suck eggs in their free time. In other words a kid called Jake Luecke....
Wow that Jake Luecke kid is a real egg sucker...
by Ders Lars April 17, 2018
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Green Eggs and Bam

Fucking your significant other from behind while making them type out a children’s story on your family computer with their nose.
We suprisingly got our green eggs and bam story published thanks to all the copies sold on Etsy.
by DTP Dominos November 23, 2018
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egg on my face

Used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish.
Person 1: Hey, aren't you that guy from that film?
Person 2: No. And I'm a woman, you idiot.
Person 3: Oops. Egg on my face.
by JCW2001 March 18, 2011
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Alien space eggs

The act of spreading ones nutsack over the lens of a flash light and then turning on said flashlight to reveal what looks like Alien Space Eggs
Jenny was very turned on when Dan treated her to some Alien Space Eggs.
by Trasher187 February 27, 2017
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Sausage Egg McStuffin

Also see happy meal.

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open (as though she's making a big happy smile, hence it is sometimes referred to as a happy meal.)
Man, look at the mouf on that chick... I'll bet she'd love a nice Sausage Egg McStuffin for breakfast.
by al-stud December 26, 2009
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hardboiled eggs

Longdale's balls

Hardboiled eggs > Naru
Hardboiled eggs are greater than Naru.
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
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