The girl that your homey is either dating, banging, wifing or has done such activities for a prolonged period of time in the past with any kind of emotional attachment.
It is strictly forbidden -- although such forbidding is mainly unspoken -- to carry on the aforementioned activities on the dead whale.
Doing such things to a dead whale makes you an asshole.
It is strictly forbidden -- although such forbidding is mainly unspoken -- to carry on the aforementioned activities on the dead whale.
Doing such things to a dead whale makes you an asshole.
Friend 1: Johnny, why are you macking April? She's totally a dead whale.
Friend 2: Yea dude... your brother still loves her.
Johnny: I'm such an asshole.
Friend 2: Yea dude... your brother still loves her.
Johnny: I'm such an asshole.
by mephitic August 5, 2010
Get the Dead Whale mug.the act of going in to give somebody a hi-five, but instead you you make your hand go limp and yell out "Dead Fish!"
caution, this can be very emotional for some, and can cause some misunderstanding between friends.
caution, this can be very emotional for some, and can cause some misunderstanding between friends.
Amy: Hey Quinn.. Hi-five?
*puts hand in the air*
Quinn: Yeah sure!
*puts hand in the air and goes in for the act of friendship*
Amy: *drops hand in limp motion*
"DEAD FISH! hahaha!!"
*puts hand in the air*
Quinn: Yeah sure!
*puts hand in the air and goes in for the act of friendship*
Amy: *drops hand in limp motion*
"DEAD FISH! hahaha!!"
by -amyy April 8, 2008
Get the dead fish mug.When one's rightly limped penis is wrapped in latex material, and has just released man nectar. Usually before any kind of sexual intercourse. Thus looking like a suited up solider, dead in his own pile of fluids.
Dick: Heard that kid got the dead soldier with Gina.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's.
by b3arded clam April 23, 2010
Get the dead soldier mug.an issue that doesn't matter anymore, especially one that is referred to repeatedly (see also beat a dead horse)
by Light Joker May 9, 2005
Get the dead horse mug.A movie (actually titled "Dead Ringers") directed by David Cronenberg telling the story of identical twin gynecologists - Elliot and Beverly, played by the ever boring Jeremy Irons - One is shy and normal per se, the other, a total whack job. They share the same practice, the same apartment, the same women. When a new patient, glamorous actress Claire Niveau - played by the almost do-able Genevieve Bujold - challenges their eerie bond, they descend into a whirlpool of sexual confusion, drugs, and madness including the creation of "Alien-like" gynecological tools.
"I watched "Dead Ringers" and left the theatre feeling like a psychopath for having not left earlier."
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the dead ringer mug.a limp wristed hand shake from a border-line pirate!...to get felt up like a little turtle when greeting someone!
by ben-wah! April 25, 2003
Get the dead fish mug.A friend's partner who is a financial, emotional, and social drain, usually without being intelligent, or even attractive. A dreaded leech, who serves as an entourage unto him/herself.
by dodie451 October 19, 2010
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