dan

looks like cal the dragon when he wears a headband. cannot drive for shit.

person 1: did you hear about dan?
person 2: no and i don’t want to i hate that loser

by zestydentist June 20, 2022

dirty dan in the cut

When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number

Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.

by Quitavious Brown June 4, 2017

razor dan

It a act of sucking a Big Dick While Making a Black Guy Suck You Horse Cock Then making him take it up his ass

Dude did you in joy the razor dan

by Zslayer March 16, 2017

Spilly Dan

The little table troll that spills peoples drinks in their laps at bars.

'Spilly Dan' strikes again with half a beer to the crotch region. Now I'm cold.

by ElizabethFarbar March 9, 2011

Dan

Dumb ass nigga

His name must be Dan he's dumb af

by Bigdan202 August 8, 2022

Dan

A stupid nerd who has greasy hair

You have DAN hair man

by Kazuhah_ September 20, 2022

Dans Advocate

On a group text, this is the person who always takes the contradictory view of reasonable and logical thoughts and ideas, no matter how ill-informed, uneducated, and ridiculous the opposing view is. Often these texts are not responded to or simply met with a smile and nod. Unfortunately, the root cause of "Dans Advocate" is untreatable mental illness, and more often then not exacerbated by alcohol, THC, opioids, or any mood altering drug available (or a combination thereof).

Brian: "Did you read what he wrote, what an idiot, total Dans Advocate."
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)

by inntheknow March 18, 2022