accidental curtain

When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.

I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.

by Opalescentdumbass December 11, 2022

finger curtsey

It is when you are reaching for something but you are only like cms from in so you cross your fingers to grap just enough of the object to move it to get a full grip. But the crossing making it looks like your fingers are doing curtseys so I just call them finger curtsey.

I dropped my pen on the ground and just did a finger curtsey to pick it up.

by Oh shit, who dis? December 22, 2022

Logan Curtis

This expression simply means that you are "such a good kisser"
It could also be used to describe tentacles on an octopus.;

you are Logan Curtis

by TheYoungestDaggerDick December 23, 2022

Meat curtain sauce toss

The act of pissing in her vagina followed by 3 good pumps with your penis pushing the urine out causing her labia to glisten.

Man that Amy is a nasty thot. She loves the Meat curtain sauce toss. I almost vomit each time we do it.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023

The curtains were just blue

There's no symbolism in this form of media, and there's no reason to look that deep into it.

Or meaning not to look that deep into something (The curtains are just blue)

"Hey, calm down, the curtains are just blue. Don't look that deep into it."

"The curtains were just blue. Don't worry too much about it."

by AstroIsOffline March 15, 2023

The Curtis

Someone who is very flaky and picky with their food

Curtis has cancelled on us again. He keeps pulling the Curtis on us! Don’t be a Curtis and eat your five a day!

by Pedro pires March 25, 2023

Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

by Monoculi March 29, 2023