pink coffee mug 

Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.

"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "

pink coffee mug by Lt. Walter Sobchak October 31, 2011

irregular coffee 

Acronym for Dutch: Koffie verkeerd (in French: Café Latte).

Opposite of regular coffee, which is without or little coffee milk.
Contains at least 60% milk.
Not to be confused with latte macchiato or decafe.

'Doe maar koffie verkeerd!'
'koffie verkeerd!!!'

Pardon? I am sorry, I couldn't understand. Can you say it in English?

Sure. Give me an irregular coffee!

irregular coffee by pieceocake December 4, 2012

boner coffee 

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick

William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee

boner coffee by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013

Karachi coffee 

A cup of coffee with way too much milk in it. In India and Pakistan, they put milk in their tea. Karachi is the largest city in Pakistan.

Son, this is thirteenth time you've fixed Karachi coffee...I'm getting tired of this, now!

Karachi coffee by ElTurkAmericano March 4, 2015

jacky coffee 

An alternative version of the infamous "ookie cookie", bored bi-curious males take turns jacking off into a cup of coffee. The last guy to add his cream has to drink the whole thing. No sugar. No Coffee Mate. Straight up.

"We weren't sure who won that game of Jacky Coffee, we all came at the same time!!"

jacky coffee by unkemptfunbags May 5, 2016

Lumberjack Coffee 

A dark roast of coffee sweetened by maple syrup

M: Bruh, watcha drinkin'

AH: Just sippin' some Lumberjack Coffee from my flannel patterned mug!

Lumberjack Coffee by artfoxMS September 3, 2016

ceiling coffee 

When water drips onto the drop-ceiling tiles and you end up with brown ceiling water stains.

You'd think with all the ceiling coffee in this building that there'd be a mold problem...

ceiling coffee by hintss May 17, 2016