Coffee Seat

It's when you put your arm around your friend's bag strap at the end of the school day and then you both spin around in circles.

It was the end of another school day, a dude was walking with his best friend to the car parking lot and he only had one strap around his shoulder so the friend put HIS arm around the other free strap and they together spun around in circles; the act was coffee seat as.

by Weirdass defintions November 3, 2018

Coffee

A name given to a stimulating feeling that represents amphetamine though largely inferior.

Going to turn on the coffee pot on you better behave!

by Creature44 February 27, 2019

Coffee joke

an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.

my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.

by terrobite December 14, 2018

spartan iced coffee

This when you chug a gallon of milk while getting a blow job, spilling milk all over her face. It's as good as an iced coffee, and she let's you feel like spartan warrior.

I gave this chick the spartan iced coffee last night in her mom's bathroom, I chugged milk like a god, all over her breasts!

by gennarch December 14, 2018

White Creamy Coffee

1) White Creamy Coffee, the true essence of life. True blood of gods. When you drink White Creamy, your dicc grows 10 times. When you're a girl, you grow two new diccs from your ears

2) Marking name for anything described as GODLY AMAZING.

1)
"Man, yesterday I drank White Creamy Coffee."
"Fuck me right now please."
2)
"Dude this film was White Creamy."
"What the fucc?"

by Sinful Angel December 28, 2018

Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.

The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.

by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019

jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.

Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.

by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018