chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.

Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!

by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018

Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!

Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!

by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018

Chinese Alligator

When one partner of an orgy puts on one of those cheesy tourist alligator hats and attempts to put their entire mouth onto the other partners vagina and anus and/or penis and anus whilst also attempting to do a death roll (rolling their entire body throughout the entire orgy session).

Dude1: "I heard that Marcus got invited to that kinky orgy last night."

Dude2: "Yeah! He pulled off the Chinese Alligator on Monica, Sarah, and May!"

by PrimalInstinct January 16, 2017

Chinese flashbang

when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass

i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.

by chickenass69lol December 7, 2020

Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.

Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!

by lerogers7 December 9, 2020

Chinese

Term used to describe defective, low quality, and/or counterfit consumer goods that are inferior to the original product. If the cost is too good to be true, its probably chinese.

Bill: Mike bought a turbo off eBay but it blew up the second he started the car.

Tim: Well thats what happens when you buy Chinese turbos.

Bill: The ebay muffler i bought showed up corroded with the welds already splitting.

Tim: Must be made from chinesium

by oldbig November 16, 2021

chinese class

a diabolical curse on your life. the teachers barley know English and send you too the office for no reason, and just cause the other kids Asian doesn't mean has amazing at everything, like jeez Louise. and the teachers a fag

oh shit we have chinese class

by SPECIAL NED November 16, 2021