Brandon

The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.

Guy 1: "Bro is that Brandon?"
Guy 2: "I hope he gets hit by a bus."

by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Allison America Beatrice Christina Robles, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Allison America Beatrice Christina Robles, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Allison America Beatrice Christina Robles, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

BRandon Cruz Wants To Be Another Dennis Elohin Robles Soler Tanna

BRandon Cruz Wants To Be Another Dennis Elohin Robles Soler Tanna

BRandon Cruz Wants To Be Another Dennis Elohin Robles Soler Tanna

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Brandon Wade

The cutest, most adorable, and most handsome guy in the universe.

"Brandon Wade finally let Natalie win the competition."

by LuckyLeprechaun4 April 10, 2021

Brandon Mills

A fucking hot man, I would smash any day, would date anyday, would let him pound my bussy, I had a crush on him at one point. Very sensitive and nice, also very rugged and handsome looking.

person one - Would you let Brandon Mills pound your bussy
person 2 - he already is right now *clap* *clap* *clap*

by UwU_femboy_nyaaa~ April 23, 2024

Brandon

Small migit that eats burritos and tacos. And lives in Mexico.

Jeez man, do you see that Brandon?
Yea what a Brandon

by Wiseguywilly0 May 7, 2024

Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.

Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now

by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021