I have an overprotective boyfriend
by anonymous December 20, 2023
Get the overprotective boyfriendmug. by poopopppooo August 11, 2021
Get the national boyfriend daymug. Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So for the last 7 days of February, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day that you see him.
by Cheesecakeismybsf February 21, 2020
Get the Hug your boyfriend weekmug. Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. A terrible WEBTOON that was made by a terrible person. Their name is Refrainbow, and they made nsfw of a minor BTS member, said a racial slur, and said some unhinged shit.
Refrainbow’s relatives: So what do you do for work?
Refrainbow: I am working on a traumatizing webtoon called Boyfriends that fetishizes lbgtq relationships and run a patreon where there is spicy content of the characters without a single jumpscare warning
Relative 1: Why tf are we blood related
Relative 2: You’re a disappointment
Refrainbow: I am working on a traumatizing webtoon called Boyfriends that fetishizes lbgtq relationships and run a patreon where there is spicy content of the characters without a single jumpscare warning
Relative 1: Why tf are we blood related
Relative 2: You’re a disappointment
by Every kel meme is canon March 6, 2023
Get the Boyfriendsmug. A drone one has fallen in love with. And since the gender of a drone is unknown, we call them all boy friends. One my even have sexual relations with a drone, just don't expect good results.
My Drone Boyfriend and I had went on a date, later that night he helped me whack the lawn, but things got a little messy.
by Robot lover 69 March 15, 2017
Get the drone boyfriendmug. Ibe, the abstract photographer/juggler/mysterious human being/handsome/strong/lowkey super intelligent/2nd best darts player in Photo 1 class/millionaire/philantropist/entrepreneur/D1 baller/Daniel's Caesar's former producer/lil' car collection/funny guy/good with kids
I saw Erykah's Badu and Erykah Badu's Boyfriend on a romantic-ass date they look so good for each other, what a power couple
by Ooby Bob February 27, 2024
Get the Erykah Badu's Boyfriendmug.