Puberty Crack

When you are talking to a friend whilst going through puberty and it fucks with your voice

Person 1: Damn did you hear that roger had a puberty crack while talking to the teacher it was hilarious he was like "and then rEEchard" he was so embarrassed

Person 2: lol m8

by πerce June 6, 2018

Crack meat

Your shriveled genitals after smoking crinack
- "The Jake Enos" & "CrystalSeth"

She laughed at me when I pulled my pants down & she seen I had crack meat

by OnlyUsersLoseDrugs December 6, 2017

cracked and goated

cracked and goated is what the famous N0bleN1Njaz is at fortnite

yo N0bleN1Njaz is cracked and goated at fortnite he will box you like a fish you are so dogwater and ricewater

by Snowy098 September 29, 2021

Mattress Cracking

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.

Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!

by mjmnz April 3, 2022

Crack Romance

A dysfunctional relationship between two crack heads. Often involving sexual favors in exchange for drugs.

I wish I could find a great guy to be in a crack romance with so that I wouldn't have to sell my body for drugs.

by CabanaGurl August 23, 2009

crack fishing

A type of way of catching big ass fuckin fish using a crack rock

Damn Darrel caught a phat ass fish I think he's crack fishing.

by asavage5190 January 20, 2018

The hard crack

A man who has a hard dick and loves crack

"I don't want soft crack I want The hard crack."

by Joseph quack July 5, 2017