Eve's apple

The larynxes located within the female throat known as an "adams apple" for males.

"She opened her mouth and started nagging at me, I tried to ignore it though. She couldn't help it that she was a women and born with an Eve's apple"

The Eve's apple releases endorphins and serotonin into the blood stream and once they come into contact with the hormone estrogen, it creates a negative chemical reaction, causing women to become what we know today a raving bitch.

They also cause men to believe them and participate in whatever unholy activity the women is involved in.
1. "She opened her mouth and started nagging at me, i tried to ignore it though. She couldn't help it that she was a women and born with an Eve's apple"

2. She always made high sells with her male customers than I did. Its because she had an Eve's apple to make men believe whatever she said.
by Addam A June 19, 2010
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Apple bottom

the act of seducing a women with a very large behind and sticking a fresh apple up her ass and then eating it while doing a 69
hey i man u member dat hot chick last night i met at da bar? yeaa i apple bottomed dat bitch last week
by John Smihjghvm February 24, 2008
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Apple Puckered

To have alcohol poured down your throat by a hot chick while she is standing on the bar in a mini skirt!
Last night me and the boys got totally apple puckered while at the bar!
by Berg04 December 23, 2006
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apple juice

Jillian: She actually lost her apple juice to Tim last night at that party!

Willow: Holy crap did she really? I'd have thought she'd have lost it to that guy she was dating last month!
by Niliac July 31, 2009
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red apple

A weakness or flaw in any person (e.g in a snow white) causing the individual to be vulnerable or destroyed to any extent. The term derives from the red apple which poisoned Snow White in the tale 'Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs'. Someone or something that causes this flaw is termed a wicked witch and someone or something that removes the flaw is termed a prince charming.
Friend1: "How is your girl?"
Friend2: "We broke up she had one to many red apples."
by Sir Pink Panther April 11, 2006
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apple core

A word used by gay fags such as Clayton, but meaning Gay Kinky Butt Sex :)
Or in an AWESOME sence... meaning CrAzY sex in the shower with Keira & Ryan :
Clayton wishes he could share an apple core with my man, but that is just a wish!!

~or~
Keira reallyyyyy wants to share an apple core with Ryan!
by Keira <3 May 19, 2008
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Apple computers

Apple is a company that some consider to be superior to Microsoft when it comes to computers. Macs are for the Rich bastards out there who are to busy buying Disney stock to want to deal with the crazy shenanigans that a PC will throw at you. (especially if that PC is using Vista, which tends to get paranoid about running programs). Macs are also better for porn, because they just dont get virus's. Seeing a Trojan virus on a mac is the computerized equivalent to seeing flying pigs playing croquet on pluto. PC's however, are good for playing world of warcraft...wait...mac can do that........um...ok...Pc's are good for shooting zombies, playing RTS genere games, and basicly losing I.Q points by the second.

The virdict

Mac's good for everything except games
PC's are good for the adventurous people willing to deal with the demon that is windows. And for gaming of course
Mac- "Hi, im a mac"
PC- "And im a PC"
......it is forcing me to put the word "Apple Computers" in this example...but i cant do that without being more biased than i previously was
by pseudonymsoundslikeadrug June 23, 2009
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