banana fortune

Events of misfortune that makes a female sexually attracted to you (only applies to males)

His banana fortune is so hot.

by yung dagger VJJ October 10, 2017

Banana Biscuit

When you put a banana in a vagina until it melts. Then lays it on a biscuit like butter and eat it

My girlfriend made me eat her Banana Biscuit

by Duke Lightning September 3, 2016

jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.

I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.

by booty_eatin_bandit July 23, 2021

Vanilla banana

MASON SAYS THAT YELLOW BANANAS TASTE LIKE VANILLA

Mason: I’ve been eating a lot of bananas lately, they taste like vanilla bananas to me!
Anika: you’re stupid

by Chapped111111111-11111111 January 7, 2019

Banana Whammy

When a female inserts a banana into a males rectum while using the banana peel to jack him off until he cums into it.

I bought two bananas last night, one for the split and the other to banana whammy you after you take the trash out.

by traderblows24 June 3, 2016

Rynestone Banana

David Elmores shot during a foosball match

I just Rynestone Bananad the shit outta you

by cobycheese May 26, 2011

Banana print

The shape of a penis on a guys leg when they wear legging or skinny jeans

Look at that dudes banana print!

by Dickcheese 2 February 9, 2021