A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"
But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
Get the deserter Danmug. by plnamsidk October 23, 2018
Get the dan obmug. The act of sitting on one's legs until numbness sets in, then positioning a dildo in between ones feet and riding the dildo in a reverse cowgirl position.
Luke was really into riding it backwards but needed the illusion of someone else participating so he tried a reverse lieutenant Dan.
by Gorestorm November 12, 2021
Get the Reverse lieutenant Danmug. by HarryLFC52 November 4, 2019
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Get the dan fmug. by jellybeanbigbuttons April 27, 2023
Get the danmug. 