Morning Zombification 

The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention

mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-

Morning Zombification by seiyo no ryu- October 21, 2011

Zombifile 

Someone with a complicated relationship with zombies; knowing that that they are extremely dangerous yet love their swagger.

Caleb- Ughhh what i would do to be a zombie....

Miranda- Your obsession is really getting out of hand, don't you think think there gross and gory annddd want to eat your brians!

Caleb- Yeah, obviously. That's why i need to meet just one! Duh.

Miranda- ...zombifile.

Zombifile by gage pierson June 16, 2011

zombite 

Any fan of zombie films, shows, books, games, etc. Usually in association with the post-Night of the Living Dead era, aka George Romero zombies, aka RomZoms; and not classic voodoo zombies.

Danny is a true zombite. He has every issue of the Walking Dead. He has every Romero film on vhs, laser disc, bluray and dvd.

But his Uncle Harold was the biggest zombite he ever met. Uncle Harold invented a sexual position called "zombie-style". He's divorced now.
Every Thanksgiving he would stuff the turkey with pig guts and fake blood and he and the children would tear the turkey apart with their barehands. He has lost custody of the children.
He used to fake-bite coworkers on the neck in bathrooms or elevators. He's now unemployed.
For two years straight he was first place in the state Zombie Run. Now he's banned because of doping.

zombite by PDXJohnny99 April 17, 2013

zombing 

Related to dating. A person who cuts off all contact but then repeatedly comes back after long absences. Different from someone who ghosts and never returns, a zombie pops up and says hi every few months.

We went out for three months and then I ever heard from her again. Two months later she texts me as if nothing happened. I think she's zombing me.

zombing by Stopher2475 November 26, 2016

Zombieczar 

Intoxicated while on the internet.

"Last night I was Zombieczar!"

Zombieczar by LG January 19, 2003

pajama zombies 

The hordes of midday shoppers at various stores like walmart who are wearing their pajamas and wondering around endlessly, seemingly doing nothing.

We need to get to the store before 10am before the Pajama Zombies starting showing up.

pajama zombies by The Dude Abides April 18, 2015

End Zone Zombies

A team from the Old School fantasy football league. The Zombies play in the "Chip" Division. They are known for getting a beat down at the hands of the Pineapple Express.

Wow did you see the beat down the End Zone Zombies got in week 6 against the express?

I hope I dont pull a End Zone Zombies against the Express in week7.

End Zone Zombies by The Pineapple Express October 15, 2010