anti-zombie

When one is dead on the inside but alive on the outside

"Most of r/2meirl42meirl4meirl are anti-zombies"

by HeHimself October 4, 2022

Zombie

A white person, pale as a zombie

Other terms: corpse

I need some tan because i look like zombie corpse

by Cokeface March 14, 2021

Zombie

the state of being dead and alive at the same time

what a human feels (and looks like) after having a hangover

1.
-look dude a zombie
-that's my wife without makeup

2.
-i feel (and look like) a zombie
-hey me too
-who are you?

by SoCratesTheCook June 1, 2017

Maude zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."

by TalkerBettyCrocker February 10, 2014

Drooling zombie

Something that is dead or should have died, but is still alive. Usually refers to works of popular culture or art, such as TV shows and the like (see Jump the shark).

Guy 1: You hear the Simpsons is writing out Apu?
Guy 2: Oh well, I stopped watching that show years ago.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's a drooling zombie.

by RoundenBrown October 26, 2018

Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021

Zombie apocalypse

Brainzzzz zis iz nawt a zombie writing zis, zombie apocalypses are ze bezt zing zat cood happen 2 earth, becuz of all of ze deliciouz brainz

It's a zombie apocalypse!!! Yay!!!!!

by Not zombie February 7, 2024