Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com

Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.

by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019

Window Cutie

Jovesa and Briana's Relationship

"whats going on with Window Cuties relatinship"
"i am a but confussed"

"same tbh"

by The cheeky chic June 5, 2019

Magic Window

Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.

In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.

I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!

by docebo June 9, 2019

window

To rid one's immediate physical surroundings (or life in general) of something undesirable. Often used when feeling upset, angry, or fed up with something/someone. Normally used metaphorically.

Bob: Oh fuck my computer's stopped working again!
Bill: Window it.

J: Hello mate, why the sad expression?
Al: My wife made me take hundreds of photos of her again, making stupid poses and pouting etc, all for her dumb Instagram account. It took ages, and on top of that, she complained that the photos were shit.
J: Man you really need to grow some balls and window that bitch asap.

by RipplesFactoryDosMilDiecinueve August 10, 2019

Window Sitter

The awkward kids that only sit in the window at lunch in high school. They often have no friends except for a fellow window sitter or two.

That Steven kid is a total window sitter. He has no friends at all I stg.

by thatawkwardhighschoolkid August 15, 2019

Window

The weakest thing in the entire fucking universe. Everyone in movies break it as if it was non-existent

John Wick: *jumps out of window
window: *gets fucking deleted

by OmegaNigglet September 4, 2019

window period

The period between when you stop a habit, and when you restart the habit

Let's not have sex in 2 weeks, we can use that as a window period

by Tonweri September 7, 2019