A “sport” invented for insecure teenage boys whose masculinity is so fragile it shatters faster than their takedown attempts. An elaborate theatrical display where grown-ish men grapple awkwardly, desperately proving they don't want to suck the dick of the guy whose body they’re awkwardly squeezing. Ironically, wrestling is the closest some will ever get to a homoerotic experience without admitting they're actually gay.
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After eating a lunch of broccoli and beans, I told my boss I was going to go to the bathroom and wrestle the fudge weasel.
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The typical Wrestler (often seen on TV shouting, threatening to do this and that, staring matches and standoffs: ‘hand-bags at forty paces, etc) may be prone to steroid fueled workouts and general overindulgence followed by victim-mentality tantrums.
Scheduled practice of this combination routine can greatly enlarge the wrestlers neck.
The tantrums and screaming matches aid in the development of large blue and red throbbing neck veins.
This is known as, Wrestler’s Neck.
The typical Wrestler (often seen on TV shouting, threatening to do this and that, staring matches and standoffs: ‘hand-bags at forty paces, etc) may be prone to steroid fueled workouts and general overindulgence followed by victim-mentality tantrums.
Scheduled practice of this combination routine can greatly enlarge the wrestlers neck.
The tantrums and screaming matches aid in the development of large blue and red throbbing neck veins.
This is known as, Wrestler’s Neck.
Cat, “Hey girl, I ain’t seen you for a while. You been sick? You look sick, all limping and holding your belly and rubbing your back! Are you pregnant?”
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Also, I just had a rough night, and a bit of a shock! I got completely bladdered (stinking drunk) and had sex with the Leprechaun guy, Warwick Davis… It was real dirty, every back door and alley explored, if you know what I mean. Oh, and why I was so shocked and still limping is - He had a cock on him like a Wrestler’s Neck!
iCarly, “I’m going up the country, I’m on the road again and a bit tired…
Also, I just had a rough night, and a bit of a shock! I got completely bladdered (stinking drunk) and had sex with the Leprechaun guy, Warwick Davis… It was real dirty, every back door and alley explored, if you know what I mean. Oh, and why I was so shocked and still limping is - He had a cock on him like a Wrestler’s Neck!
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