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An educational establishment where budding students lose all originality.
Creativity and freedom of thought and speech are banned. Success is not an option and failure in life is guaranteed.
G. I. C. Is an acronym for: Government Indoctrination Camp.
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School, College, University - Each of theses establishments may be termed, Gic.or G I C
Creativity and freedom of thought and speech are banned. Success is not an option and failure in life is guaranteed.
G. I. C. Is an acronym for: Government Indoctrination Camp.
e.g.
School, College, University - Each of theses establishments may be termed, Gic.or G I C
Marlon B, asks Alpa, “Hey homie, why you not come ‘round no more, and man, why you wearing a shirt and tie?”
Alpa Cheetos responds, “Hey, you know I can’t read or write much at all.. Well I study hard and just got me a genuine ‘Degree’ from a G I C college”.
Marlon, “What’s the Degree in?”.
Alpa, “I got a B.A. in ‘T.V.S.O.’ …yeah, I got a first, did the whole Cap and Gown stuff…very proud. Now I’m off to start my new job - things are really looking up!”
Marlon, “Amazing, man you did turn out real smart after all. Sounds really important, Al.
Say, what is, T.V.S.O. ?? And what’s the new job? Also, can you explain to me, just what is a, G I C, College?
Alpa Cheetos smiles, proudly pushes out his chest and explains:
“T.V.S.O. stands for ‘Television Soap Operas’ and that’s my Degree! It enabled my to realize my life’s ambition - I got a job at McDonalds! Oh, and College GICs are great - they lend you money to pay for your studies, Pay you wages while you study and don’t mind if you never attend a lecture… G I C Stands for Government Indoctrination Camp!
There are lots of them about and..”
Marlon, being seduced by the false promises of Academia, falling into a hypnotic trance…“O.K. I’m sold! Sign me up now! Give me the number… this G I C sounds awesome…”
Alpa Cheetos responds, “Hey, you know I can’t read or write much at all.. Well I study hard and just got me a genuine ‘Degree’ from a G I C college”.
Marlon, “What’s the Degree in?”.
Alpa, “I got a B.A. in ‘T.V.S.O.’ …yeah, I got a first, did the whole Cap and Gown stuff…very proud. Now I’m off to start my new job - things are really looking up!”
Marlon, “Amazing, man you did turn out real smart after all. Sounds really important, Al.
Say, what is, T.V.S.O. ?? And what’s the new job? Also, can you explain to me, just what is a, G I C, College?
Alpa Cheetos smiles, proudly pushes out his chest and explains:
“T.V.S.O. stands for ‘Television Soap Operas’ and that’s my Degree! It enabled my to realize my life’s ambition - I got a job at McDonalds! Oh, and College GICs are great - they lend you money to pay for your studies, Pay you wages while you study and don’t mind if you never attend a lecture… G I C Stands for Government Indoctrination Camp!
There are lots of them about and..”
Marlon, being seduced by the false promises of Academia, falling into a hypnotic trance…“O.K. I’m sold! Sign me up now! Give me the number… this G I C sounds awesome…”
by MLMCEY January 4, 2026
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The typical Wrestler (often seen on TV shouting, threatening to do this and that, staring matches and standoffs: ‘hand-bags at forty paces, etc) may be prone to steroid fueled workouts and general overindulgence followed by victim-mentality tantrums.
Scheduled practice of this combination routine can greatly enlarge the wrestlers neck.
The tantrums and screaming matches aid in the development of large blue and red throbbing neck veins.
This is known as, Wrestler’s Neck.
The typical Wrestler (often seen on TV shouting, threatening to do this and that, staring matches and standoffs: ‘hand-bags at forty paces, etc) may be prone to steroid fueled workouts and general overindulgence followed by victim-mentality tantrums.
Scheduled practice of this combination routine can greatly enlarge the wrestlers neck.
The tantrums and screaming matches aid in the development of large blue and red throbbing neck veins.
This is known as, Wrestler’s Neck.
Cat, “Hey girl, I ain’t seen you for a while. You been sick? You look sick, all limping and holding your belly and rubbing your back! Are you pregnant?”
iCarly, “I’m going up the country, I’m on the road again and a bit tired…
Also, I just had a rough night, and a bit of a shock! I got completely bladdered (stinking drunk) and had sex with the Leprechaun guy, Warwick Davis… It was real dirty, every back door and alley explored, if you know what I mean. Oh, and why I was so shocked and still limping is - He had a cock on him like a Wrestler’s Neck!
iCarly, “I’m going up the country, I’m on the road again and a bit tired…
Also, I just had a rough night, and a bit of a shock! I got completely bladdered (stinking drunk) and had sex with the Leprechaun guy, Warwick Davis… It was real dirty, every back door and alley explored, if you know what I mean. Oh, and why I was so shocked and still limping is - He had a cock on him like a Wrestler’s Neck!
by MLMCEY January 4, 2026
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