Peaks & Valleys

Female anatomical landscape where the peaks = tits and ass and the valleys = pussy and ass-crack

P-Phat explored Miss Italy's Peaks & Valleys!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Varley's Law

Varleys Law of User Satisfaction simply states that the level of approbation you will receive for any IT work that you undertake is inversely proportional to the level of effort you put into it.
If you spend months working on a complex project and iron out all bugs - you'll get no more than a pat on the back.
On the other hand, knock a quick one off using a simple script and users will bow down before your awesomeness.

Roger had spent half his life perfecting the program and it was now complete, despite the breakup of two marriages, recurring alcoholism, a serious bout of OCD relating to the backslash key and a pathalogical fear of daylight but typical of Varley's Law, all his boss wanted to talk about was how cool the version of Minesweeper that Roger had made in Excel on his lunchbreak was.

by grom March 2, 2009

Volley My Balls

The act of volleying between one testicle to the other with your tongue.

Not only did she wet my whistle, but she went a little lower to Volley My Balls.

by Greenman69 July 26, 2010

volleyball beddie

kinda like a lax bro but for volleyball. super chill and gets only the athletic guys who appriciate the beddie girls and understand them. plays volleyball almost everyday if they rnt working out or improving their form..tournaments everyweekend and during the summer 6am workouts with the team and then they go play in jungle ball tournaments or play beach for fun and totally kick butt in beach. super cool and chill and love to just have fun and play volleyball!

attire-

socks-mizuno calf-high or nikes black or white

shoes- slides, nike shoes

shorts- wear spandex under everything, nike shorts,

sweatpants or just go spandex

shirt- volleyball tournament shirt or polo

other- have their lanyard aroung their necks (usually a mizuno, nike, or othr volleyball lanyard) costas, and have a great body :)

look at that total volleyball beddie

at volleyball tournaments its filled with beddies

by volleyballchick27 June 12, 2011

Volleyball

Pink Pearl, AKA someone who is extremely emotionally damaged and also happened to be missing an eye that is replaced with a huge crack that seems to spread when she says "I'm fine". Is gay for pink diamond

Woah Volleyball and Pearl just fused! Time to come up with a ship name.

by okayladies December 7, 2019

Vallen

The True Defeinition of a G.
A G is short for a gangsta.
A Vallen is usually short in height but furious in rage and personality.

Guy 1: Man, I just saw Scarface that movie was crazy?
Guy 2: Yea son, he went vallen on everyone at the end!

by StraightUpMoneyG November 24, 2009

Volleyball

A favorite past-time of cross country runners when they're not running. A great way to kill time. And a quite wonderful sport in general. Perhaps the greatest of sports besides cross country.

When referring to the actual sport it means that some extremely attractive girls are getting sweaty and working hard. And extremely fun sport to spectate, and the players are always awesome and sexy.

Cross country runners and volleyball players usually get along due to the recognition of the awesomeness of their sports.

Dude we're at cross country camp. Where do we set up the volleyball net?

XC runner: Dude the volleyball game is starting!

idiot: yay girls in spandex
XC runner: you pervert it's an awesome sport
idiot: no it's not
Hot volleyball player: hey runner lets go make out, we both do awesome sports

Johnny: hi Jenny
Jenny: Hi Johnny
other guy: dude what are you doing she's way out of our league
Johnny: I'm a runner
Jenny: Johnny let's go make out

by VBallSuperFan October 20, 2010