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A male with a small ego and a smaller penis. A Vallen pursues electronics or electrical engineering to the point it becomes his entire identity. A Vallen also is somewhat delusional, believing that he is the one true god, when in reality, he is but another simp.
Is that Vallen, the Icelandic samurai?

It is not. That, my friend, is but another simp.

Damn! Fuckin’ Vallen, eh!

Not with his small penis.

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by DefiningStereotypes May 08, 2020
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
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The True Defeinition of a G.
A G is short for a gangsta.
A Vallen is usually short in height but furious in rage and personality.
Guy 1: Man, I just saw Scarface that movie was crazy?
Guy 2: Yea son, he went vallen on everyone at the end!
by StraightUpMoneyG November 24, 2009
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A generally good person.He is nice, caring, and loving. He is usually a shut in but is kind to the friends he has. He is a good cure for depression
Vallen is a nice person
by DOGE BONK June 23, 2020
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