They're trying to divide us!

Anything that isn't incest cult = division.

Retard "They're trying to divide us!"

Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"

Retard "That's not my problem."

Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "Huh?"

Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"

Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"

Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"

Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"

Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"

Retard "That's your problem!"

Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"

Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."

Retard "China's gonna getcha!"

Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."

Retard "Russia is... Bad."

Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."

Retard "They're dividing us though."

Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."

Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
by Hym Iam August 06, 2024
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Saying used by people (usually teens) who get caught smoking pot or vaping
“Yo you seem down today bro what’s up”
Shit happens to the best of us.”
“Damn…”
by shardchannel December 13, 2023
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Among us theorem

when one scream the loudest in an among us lobby and besides all the evidence, everyone votes for the one accused by the loudest
IT'S PINK IT HAS TO BE
HE KILLED MY GRANDMA
IT HAS TO BE

"the entire lobby proceeds to vote pink out, ignoring all prior evidence"

Thus, the "Among us theorem"
by WateryBadZach August 11, 2023
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stop killing us

Chant used in demonstrations against excess use of force and the use of dangerous and life threatening practices by the police or security forces. In many cases the "us" is subset of the population for which are the likely targets..
The Black Lives Matter demonstrators chanted "stop killing us" .
by mlhiss June 02, 2020
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let us go lower

before you deny this. i took over an hour to create it and it is actually not that bad of a a game

let's go lower
a game played within a boy and girl.

girl wears a blind fold

she then puts her hand on the boys shoulder

the boy then says higher or lower

this will determine the direction of the way the girl slides her hand.

depending on the age there is a time limit

if the boy gets a boner then the girl wins the game

if the boy doesnt get the girls hand lower then his waist he loses the game

if the girl doesnt do what the guy says then the boy wins.
" suzy put on this blind fold and lets play "let us go lower"
by liveing 4n erver May 30, 2013
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US vs. Crackhead

An ill advised and unsuccessful attempt to challenge an established (though perhaps blatantly unconstitutional) law with a case that is destined to lose, characteristically featuring a less than ideal (Guilty, for starters!) client who is usually already found guilty of something. Also refers to the bad case law resulting from that attempt, often long lasting.

A visible historical example is US v. Miller, 1939.
"We wanted the question answered in a good case on behalf of law-abiding, decent people instead of the usual way that Second Amendment cases had gone up through the court in cases like US vs. crackhead, US vs. bank robber." -- Alan Gura
by Yellowfin2 October 02, 2009
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US Bling Challenge

The US Bling Challenge is the name of a song which is a cover of Beethoven. The song was created by a tiktok acount and website for swimmers known as SwimOutlet. if you search the name up on tiktok you find the song which at the time of writing 91 swimmers have used it. the videos consist of swimmers flexing and cheering on other swimmers or team USA.
did you guys hear about the US Bling Challenge?
by kirbyboy999 June 28, 2023
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