poop eating contest

A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.

Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.

by JarMan September 21, 2003

Eating her kitty

Going down on a woman/ Oral sex going down on her

I am going to be eating her kitty tonight.

by Butterfly Penguin August 19, 2017

eat my nurries

Go and get fucked you cunt of a thing

Gus luken was giving Wim crap. Wim said to Gus luken, 'oh eat my nurries', to which Gus luken replied, 'no, they're too salty'

by MagdaIsReal January 07, 2022

babies eating lemons

The cutest thing ever

I like babies eating lemons

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

Fun to look at, not to eat

A good looking guy (normally a tool, douche bag or jerk) that is extremely attractive, but you would never date them for the reasons mentioned above.

Girl 1: Look at Ray's Instagram! He's so fine!
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's a tool.
Girl 1: Fun to look at, not to eat, I guess.

by ChocoLoco March 26, 2015

let's eat grandma

An instance where the lack of a comma completely changes the meaning of a sentence.

Oh man, I forgot to write a comma, and now the meaning of the sentence has completely changed. This is a let's eat grandma moment.

by ...EyeSock... September 10, 2020

Eat a bowl of cereal

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.

Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

by The pig god October 20, 2017