Matt

A type of milk

Girl 1: I need a matt
Girl 2: I could always get you 2% or skim

by Cheese snoo 469 July 11, 2021

Matt Kirk

Special

That guy is such a Matt Kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022

Matt

My sweet baby boy, Matt, meaning the funniest, sweetest, most caring and handsome man anyone could meet. Matt is obsessed with riding his motorcycles and speeding which is scary but ugh he looks so fucking good doing it. He’s so smart when it comes to the things he loves, i sit and listen to him talk passionately about his interests and i learn something new everytime. AND OHHHH MY GODDDDDD HES SO FINE but in general. Each and every one of his features is perfect, his handsome face is like candy to my eyes because everything about him to me is so sweet. His voice is my comfort and it’s the most beautiful thing i’ve heard in forever. His heart is so pure and full with affection that needs a companion who will match him and fulfill everything he needs and wants. N that’s why his beautiful amazing wife wrote this 😛. And last but CERTAINLY not least, that third leg that pleases this pussy whenevaaaaaa

1.Mercedes loves you Matt, you’re the best thing thats ever happened to me and id never trade you for the world.

2. YESSSSS DADDY FASTER HARDER

by mercedesluvsmatt April 6, 2024

matt keener

A fantasy retard with no friends or life ... (did I mention he’s fat )🐳

Matt keener is a stupid fat fuck

by Not a fat fuck (unlike Matt) May 8, 2018

matt

A fuck boy from california who constantly is flirting with the girls in his friend groups. Can't have a female friend without hitting on her. Is a Bitch for a guy. Entitled dickheadddd.

"Hey, remember Matt?
Which one?

The fuckboy from cali.
All Matts from cali are fboys I-."

by ykwhodisisssbooh January 18, 2020

Matt Bell

Matt bell is beyond embarrassing.

Good lord look at that Matt bell with the eleaf Ijust ismoka one, that’s beyond embarrassing .

by Eleaf man November 6, 2017

Matt Lauer Button

The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."

She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.

I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.

by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017