fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
masturbate with a snake
sunning at the zoo

by NSR April 30, 2003

duck butter

the pasty, sticky film that builds up between the leg and nutsack when engaged in strenuous activity

Scott worked out for two hours and wiped the handful of duck butter from his leg and slapped Bennett in the face with it.

by Shiggity shiggity shwa September 12, 2003

The Donald Duck

When two gay guys rub their nutsacks together.

"Last night, we did the donald duck, and we loved it.

by Andrew Trivett January 14, 2008

mud duck

a very ugly person, regardless of race or gender

Man that guy was a mud duck.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2008

duck shit

To scare verbally. This could be to yourself or to someone else.

ex1.
1:Omigosh! What if we lose? What if we mess up? Oh no, I'm just duck shitting myself.

ex 2.
1:The other team is good. You guys are sooo going to lose this game. *Snicker*

2: Stop duck shitting me!

by KWT April 22, 2005

Lucy-Duck

A fat guy who likes to dress up in womens clothes, but looks like a duck. Lucy-Ducks are normally pedophiles so watch out.

"Lucy-Duck created a Dakota Fanning website to masturbate over"

by Diego_Larrosa July 29, 2008

ducking off

Can mean you are jerking off, or you are not going to talk for awhile. Use it for whatever you feel like though because it just sounds cool.

I’m ducking off.
Guys I’m ducking off.
I just haven’t been able to stop ducking off.

He hasn't shut up, I thought he said he was ducking off.
Is that guy going to China, or is he just ducking off?

by BoredonaPlane January 9, 2020