Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012

Bed Griper

A Wife that gripes from bed that her husband is taking too long on the toilet. Sometimes accusing him of being a "Toilet Gamer".

What is this, my Wife just interrupted my game of Candy Crush to call me a Toilet Gamer...... what a Bed Griper!

by jcdxtreme June 1, 2013

magnet bed

An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.

I missed the bus, I was stuck on my magnet bed the entire morning.

by pen486386 May 31, 2017

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

tall bed

Expensive prostitute that hangs out in nice hotels

Person 1: Hey that girl over there is really pretty.

Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl

by twinzzlove2 April 23, 2014

bed gremlin

Someone who sleeps a lot, or during the day.

A person who won’t get out of bed

“I’m going to sleep.”
“It’s only 2:00 pm, you’re such a bed gremlin!”

by Mr.UnderARock October 13, 2023

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023