Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.

Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.

by Pialinist April 13, 2023

Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off

Hey, touch grass old man!

by Leftforlife June 16, 2024

Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian

When something is very deep, usually in reference to snow. Or the depth equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.

The snow was touch hole deep to a 9ft Indian.

by AKD527!! June 9, 2024

Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023

-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.

Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

《¤》Do 《¤》Not《¤》Touch《¤》Me《¤》Robles《¤》

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《¤》Do 《¤》Not《¤》Touch《¤》Me《¤》Robles《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

Ciel Touch

“The Ciel Touch” is when a boy named Ciel comes into your life then everything goes down hill and you can not escape it no matter how hard you try.

“Oh no! I have the Ciel touch!”

by ieatfire157634 September 11, 2022