Poop finger

When one human puts their finger into the anal cavity of another human and pulls it out, resulting in deposition of fecal matter onto the phalanges.

Bro, I was fingering my girls ass and she gave me really bad poop finger.

Oh no man, what did you do?

I had to lick it off like a popsicle.

by Butthole penis July 26, 2019

nuke poop

poop so strong that it flies out of your butthole like a nuclear explosion.

dude, i nuke pooped in my pants and they caught on fire

by ifihadaquarteridbuysomegum January 25, 2012

Poop Cum

The juice that comes out of your ass when you really have to take a shit, simulating cumming out of your ass.

"Dude last night i had to wipe poop cum out of my pants"

by aws and sk8the512blake February 05, 2010

smoking poop

to get high by doing drugs

He's all shit faced he must have been smoking poop.

by Tadpol December 01, 2007

gooch poop

when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.

''hey bill sheila just discovered my gooch poop while licking my balls.''

by coorreey August 15, 2006

Brain poop

Anything that someone says or dose that is really stupid.

That just brain poop.

by judge dredd7 November 23, 2012

Dick Poop

The act of male ejaculation.

I dick pooped on her face.

by Papy Wysong of HEAR, HEAR! April 16, 2009