ben balloon

BEN BALLOON WAS THE SIDEKICK OF POPULAR 1960'S CARTOON CHARACTER FRANK HYDRANT. BALLOON WAS DRAWN AS A BASTARDIZED DEPICTION OF A HOT AIR BALLOON OF THE TIME. A TIMELESS CLASSIC IN THE ANNALS OF COMICS.

"HEY!!! I'M BEN BALLOON" SAID BEN BALLOON TO HIS MENTOR FRANK HYDRANT, WHO HAD 4 HOSE HOOKUPS AND THE FIREMEN LOVED HIM.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 15, 2017

ben wiggins

Extremely loud big mouthed idiot that hangs around bowling alleys spouting and screaming how good he is when in fact he can't bowl for shit. People just put up with him because he was rejected by "The Special Olympics" and they feel sorry for him. A total tool, a complete idiot that can't shut up.

Rodney is certainly acting like a Ben Wiggins today!

by BenSux2Much June 10, 2019

Dirty Ben

The act of pissing in one’s own mouth, and then spitting it into your partners ass, then doing anal sex.

Ben: lets do a dirty ben

by DeepPain June 14, 2022

ben elliott

Pompous posh twat

Omg he's soo Ben Elliott

by anon16 July 15, 2016

ben loescher

Ben Loescher is swag. You would describe someone as Ben Loescher, as you would describe someone as being Swag

Woah dude, that hat looks so Ben Loescher on you!

by The Swag Master Yolo Hipster November 1, 2013

ben mundy

Ben is freaking spastic head who likes men and has ADHD and is always annoying

Ben Mundy is coming, better run!

by Yunhao Wu June 20, 2019

Ben's mum

A phrase describing some one who suffers from deafness or hearing disability.

Sorry, what did you say?
Oh my god, are you Ben's mum or something.

by Rob123456123 March 27, 2011