All the verbal things one scampers to congure up, contort, and convey as sincerely as possible to patch up whatever's left of what was once an intimate relationship.
Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.
by smASH ULMall June 8, 2009
Get the Semantic Band-Aidmug. 1. Used when talking about a white person who is like, acting, or pretending to be black. In reference to a 1970s soul band who's main singer, KC, was white.
2. An awesome 1970s soul band.
2. An awesome 1970s soul band.
1. Andre: "Did you see that kid eat all of that watermelon?"
LaFanduh: "I know. That white boy was totally KC and the Sunshine Band."
LaFanduh: "I know. That white boy was totally KC and the Sunshine Band."
by Acorn Man July 13, 2015
Get the kc and the sunshine bandmug. The strip of white on your body (usually the finger) from where you left a band-aid on for a while (esp. while outside).
Her band-aid tan made her look like she had some sort of skin condition after she left her band-aid on during a day of tanning.
by SnKat August 5, 2012
Get the Band-aid tanmug. Murray : Are you into women with big labias?
Josh : I wouldn't say i'm "into" big labias, but if i go down there and find a big rubber band sandwich i'm not gonna kick her out of bed.
Josh : I wouldn't say i'm "into" big labias, but if i go down there and find a big rubber band sandwich i'm not gonna kick her out of bed.
by captain jerkoff August 6, 2010
Get the Rubber Band Sandwichmug. Rubber Bands in the Pants: V. To wear physical birth control after it has been used once. many rappers do this so that they may have "quickies" in-between songs at shows.
"I got the Rubber Bands that were in 50 Cents Pants, but they were crusty and dry so I had to take care in selling them on eBay."
- Fred, in accounting.
Doug: "Jake, wanna go to my mother's house for supper?"
Jake: "Can't buddy, Ive got Rubber Bands in the Pants."
Doug: "Again?"
- Fred, in accounting.
Doug: "Jake, wanna go to my mother's house for supper?"
Jake: "Can't buddy, Ive got Rubber Bands in the Pants."
Doug: "Again?"
by Josh Mil. January 13, 2008
Get the Rubber Bands in the Pantsmug. A period of time where a group of 4 boys with the rest of a band get to go completely crazy and loose all respect for authority etc. These 4 men can be found either buying smokes and beer, puking in bathtubs, trashing hotel rooms etc.
"That's a dang ol!"
"Dad dad I got 100% on my test!"
"Ronnie don't you do this to me again"
"Nutcracker!"
"Dad dad I got 100% on my test!"
"Ronnie don't you do this to me again"
"Nutcracker!"
by oojuu June 23, 2003
Get the Montreal Band Tripsmug. by and fuckyou fags sayin October 19, 2005
Get the worst band evermug.