Booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on "the booty." A classic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. Symptoms of booty fever include, but are not limited to, the following: increased heart rate, flushing of the skin, sweating, decreased motor control, impaired cognition, vomiting, and unwanted erections. In rare cases, booty fever presents similarly to an absence seizure, involving a brief, sudden lapse of consciousness in which the individual looks like he or she is staring into space for a few seconds. Studies have shown that 100% of males have suffered from booty fever at some time, though the data on females are less conclusive. There is no cure for booty fever. Experimental graduated-interval booty-exposure therapies have been researched; however, exposure to the pathogenic booty often worsens the condition. If you believe you have symptoms of booty fever, please consult a (preferably male) physician immediately.
*A group of friends talks over lunch.*
John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."
Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."
Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."
John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."
Max: "It is..."
*pause*
All three, in unison: "Booty fever."
John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."
Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."
Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."
John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."
Max: "It is..."
*pause*
All three, in unison: "Booty fever."
by drunkenuncle October 14, 2015
A condition characterized by extreme confusion, delusions, and a disconnect from rational thinking arising from exposure to a phenomenal booty.
My boy been on disability insurance suffering from booty psychosis ever since he saw Vanessa’s ass last Juneteenth.
by Quan Master Quan April 11, 2021
Bog booty is when a women's booty is so sweaty that their buttcheeks slide against each other freely. Bog booty usually occurs after skipping a shower for 3 days in a row. Bog booty is most commonly found in northern-Michigan women between ages 23-28 who spend weeknights drinking in their garage.
by P1PEDoWN October 28, 2022
Damnnn I ootie-bootied stephanie last night!
Oh yeah. I bet that was great!
Nah fam she tasted like rotten shrimp and toes!
Aww shit!
Oh yeah. I bet that was great!
Nah fam she tasted like rotten shrimp and toes!
Aww shit!
by mollee:) July 19, 2019
by dookieshookie November 21, 2011
When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.
by Girraffaelll69 June 13, 2015
by Bobbymaru May 31, 2016