TeachPitch

The ultimate digital guru that helps teachers worldwide navigate the world of edtech like a boss. It's like having a Gen Z wizard by your side, showing you all the cool apps and hacks to make your classroom pop.

"Using TeachPitch is like having a digital personal trainer for teaching - except instead of abs, you're working on your PowerPoint skills."

by DefinitelyNotTeachPitchSMM March 27, 2023

Teacher's Pet

Anyone named Daniel

Daniel is a teacher's pet

by aknfdcdsn May 15, 2023

teacher

people how can be a bitch who you want to kill orr ur favorate person in the world

Matt: where is the teacher
Jake: I dunno simp

by fuck this shit29 May 30, 2023

Teachers Pet

An annoying ass bitch that does nothing but hate everyone but the teacher, some variants of this creature are fortnite kids, but they snitch on literally everything and everyone, always telling you "I'm telling." Before walking away.

Damn that teachers pet.
What?
He snitched on me for accidently tripping someone.
That fucking teachers pet.

by I hate fortnite kids June 5, 2023

teachmetohowl

Noun

Crazy animator who want to kill people.

"My name is teachmetohowl, I am craaaaazzzzyyyyyy!"

-teachmetohowl

by S.J. Bafalto June 12, 2023

teacher build

the body structure of a teacher

“if i ever becom a teacher, i wouldn’t want the teacher build, like Mrs.Penske

by teacherbuild101 July 31, 2023

teacher's hoe

A teacher's hoe is a variant of a teacher's pet, with their constant sucking up and tattling to the teachers and/or school authorities such as principals and school cops. They are often bullied severely and as a result, hide behind authorities to avoid bullying. Unlike the teacher's pet, a teacher's hoe has little academic success and aren't brainy, they only suck up to teachers to avoid being bullied. They often have disabilities, and this is a result of 1. The poor treatment of kids with disabilities and 2. A "run-to-teacher" attitude to bullying, where instead of standing up for yourself or fighting your bullies, these poor souls are taught to tattle to the teachers and to ignore the bullying, as a result becoming fully dependent on the teachers. They often become totally socially inept and institutionized in a way, and they can't socialise or function properly due to being pampered by teachers. They often hang out with teachers all the time and become the favorites of the teachers.

Jessica: Ain't that a shame, Ava is always hanging out at the teacher's office at lunch, probably because she doesn't wanna get beat up at lunch!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!

by Smurkio August 18, 2024