Three Bean Salad

During the act of annalingus the receiving party farts into the mouth of the person performing.

Eating beans can enhance the flavor, frequency and strength.

Taco Bell is the best fuel for a three bean salad.

by Taco Lion October 27, 2007

Three Little Birds

The actual lyrics to three little birds, often sung when drunk at parties

Three little birds sitting in a tree-ee-ee, and they go tweet tweet tweet

Three little birds sitting on a branch, one fell off, and one sh*t his pants

by VladVash October 13, 2009

hornier then a three peckered goat

The ultimate of being horny.

Im walking a lil funny this morning girls, because my husband was hornier then a three peckered goat last night.

by canadarocks March 3, 2009

Three Stars High

Three is such a low number, but when you think about it, that's pretty damn high.

Man, last week we were three stars high every single day.

by SolemnArmy August 22, 2010

Arkansas three-way

A group sex act involving three people, two of which are family members

I finally talked my girlfriend and her smokin' hot twin sister into an Arkansas three-way!

by ScottyByNature August 17, 2016

Beast with three backs

The performance of a threesome involving a woman, a bisexual man, and a homosexual man...

John: How'd it go last night with Mike and Michelle?

Dave: We did the Beast with three backs...

John: UGGH!! too much info.

by Big Gay Tony Smith November 23, 2013

Three or More Affectations Rule

This rule states that if someone has three or more affectations from the neck up (i.e. garish scarves, ostentatious earrings, extravagant nose rings, designer glasses, gaudy facial hair, etc.) is probably an attention-starved prick. It is strongly advised that attention-starved pricks guilty of violating this policy cease and desist at once.

Guy 1: Look at that guy and his ridiculous mustache, glasses, and scarf.

Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.

by So-Called Person February 15, 2014