by anonymous February 2, 2021
Get the Mathsmug. by aesthetic ☻ February 5, 2018
Get the math pervmug. A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022
Get the Math Teachermug. Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.
Hey Steve... do your toilet math.
Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?
Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.
Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?
Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.
by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021
Get the toilet mathmug. An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.
Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.
Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.
Double Maths
“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”
Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.
“And now for the sports and weather.”
It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.
“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”
Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.
“And now for the sports and weather.”
It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.
by Teacher D September 7, 2022
Get the Double Mathsmug. An OVERDESIGNED math learning game with a stupid membership system that costs 90 something dollars and doesn't even make you better at math, just able to access the "Members only" Items.
That greedy cheater, Prodigy math game, has a p2w (or in this case pay to get) system only comparable to the Gold and now DIAMOND pass of Clash (Cash) Royale.
by Mudane potion#069 October 19, 2023
Get the Prodigy Math Gamemug. 