slit

Super Lit (used in the same way as lit)

Hey guys, the party was slit last night

by bellebendek September 3, 2016

Splitter

Heard in Monty Python's "Life of Brian." From "Beard-splitter" a late 18th/early 19th century man on man insult meaning lecherous wench bedder. "Beard" was a colloquialism for what is today called "beaver." Apparently, it was degrading to be regarded as a womanizer then, though it's totes gangsta now. This is called "progress."

Oi, splitter! Bloody Roman lover!

Them Judean People's Front lot's a bunch of ruddy splitters!

by Sulu-lu September 8, 2018

splitter

When a female sharts while wearing a thong.

The seat of Tina's jeans were equally shitty, due to the splitter she was wearing.

by jayzone5 June 10, 2008

splitpin

cunt

famous local hardcore dj from the midlands, e.g dj splitpin

by hardcore-henry June 7, 2009

banana splitters

When two girls have banged the same dude at different times.

Shit girl! You fucked him too? ... Guess we're banana splitters!

by Eleventy Threeve September 2, 2017

slit ripper

a mobile artillery unit, specifically used by the military, some civilians and riot police for the purpose fo blowing cutns to pieces and leaving them terribly burnt.

"Ah we've got a squad of cunts at vectore 396, bearing of 57 degrees" "Roger that, we'll blow the fuck out of those cunts with the slit ripper"

by dirty dog dave October 14, 2006

Just A Slit

"Just A Slit" refers to the occurrence of when you end up seeing an extremely hot woman naked and her vagina has no detail what-so-ever. It just looks like an open wound; a slit. This phrase is (ONLY) used with a model caliber woman, because the expectation of her entire body is very high. It would be just like a woman seeing a model caliber man with a tiny, ugly penis. It is most commonly used when referring to a model-type woman who is very conceded. A typical person pretty much always wants someone who is conceded to have a flaw that they can't do anything about. The Karma-Factor.

(Man 1) SH*T man, I got lucky enough to spend a night with this hot ass chick I met at the club last night. She pealed off her cloths like wrapping paper. Nice breasts, nice ass, nice legs; but then her pussy was Just A Slit... I still F***ED her of course! But man I was expecting a more beautiful pussy from a model like that... (Man 2) Are you going to call her? (Man 1) F**K no! She was conceded as H@LL!!! You know conceded chicks are worth the trouble for dating.

by the2ndflood August 24, 2008