Disappearing sickness is for dumbasses who reply once every month and are prone to reply and then dip.
bro1: Ayo muhammad i haven’t heard from u in like forever
muhammads dumbass: yah bro i’m so sick i b disappearing. call that shit disappearing sickness😳
muhammads dumbass: yah bro i’m so sick i b disappearing. call that shit disappearing sickness😳
by ayobrowhatsgood November 5, 2019

by asian ela March 26, 2020

sick-jork is from the English 'Sick Joke'. It is usually used to describe some sort of sick joke. It also often represents a particularly attractive fat bottom bitch. see also 'sick-bjork'.
by anonymous girrrl November 13, 2010

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.
I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.
by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019

by UrbanUser0000001 October 27, 2011

When one sick individual in a couple just can't keep his/her mouth off their gf/bf/fuckbuddy, passing on the virus that they will eventually get back from said gf/bf/other, creating a vicious tennis-like volley of sickness. The world must know.
by 2randomwenches April 16, 2010

A term to describe something that is upsetting, exciting, annoying, or basically any other descriptive word.
Also can be shorted to the letters "SB" for same effect.
Also can be shorted to the letters "SB" for same effect.
"My grandpa was put on hospice this morning, talk about Sick bitch"
"I got called into work two hours early, Sick bitch."
"I just went shopping and bought the new Michael Kors purse, Sick bitch."
"I got called into work two hours early, Sick bitch."
"I just went shopping and bought the new Michael Kors purse, Sick bitch."
by FreebiePreebie November 15, 2023
