Short Shake

A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.

Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!

by BRAHZILLA January 23, 2012

crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 16, 2011

shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.

Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011

soggy shake

soggy shake is the act of a man shaking his little man, usually a choad, where the smallest possible drop of pee lands on the mans hand. after he zips up he wakes out of the bathroom without washing there hands unknowingly having pee on there hand. you see this person and shake that hand.

when a man shacks it after peeing and accidentally gets pee on himself, his clothing or others

both actions usually occur after a man shakes it to much and is mad gross though you can never know if its water or pee

Ewwwwwwh i think i was just the victim of a soggy shake. mad gross.

haha look that man had one mad soggy shake

by LHVAMADASUCA March 2, 2011

He burnt my shake

When your friend whoops your behind in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Jimmy: Eat shit, John.
John: He burnt my shake.

by Anda-Man and Pablo Nicobar March 3, 2023

Milk shake

A type of drink prepared typically with water and milk only, served as either cold or warm

She asked me what I had for dinner and I told her it was bread and milk shake for the night.

by ELMITCH March 6, 2023

Shake n’ Shine

When two men shake hands and then proceed to shake each other's wanks. It is a gesture of friendliness and masculinity in Croatia.

"How did your job interview go yesterday?"

"It went swimmingly. I think I really nailed it with my first impression when I greeted my employer with a Shake n’ Shine"

by Sxftware March 25, 2023