Sloppy Steve

When a neocon bangs his boss in the butt whilst simultaneously stroking said boss and wearing a KKK hat.

Oh man, Jeff, Reince, Kush, DonJ, Kev, Paul and Vlad lined up and gave Big D the old Sloppy Steve for like about the last year, huh?

by QuinnFlint April 24, 2018

sloppy hit on

When someone is hit on at a bar by someone who is so drunk that their pick up lines are a little sloppy. The sloppiness also relates to the dribble from their inebriated lips.

I was at Joe's the other night and got sloppy hit on by Drunk Sue.

by Ergosum January 12, 2018

Sloppy Joe

When a guy eats a girl’s poop and then proceeds to eat her out.

Doctor: What do you think caused this UTI?
Girl: It was probably from when my boyfriend gave me a Sloppy Joe.

by BigSlop January 15, 2018

Sloppy Joe

Form of diarrhea that has bits of non fully digested food in it such as "corn"

Dressbuck ate Mexican food and later that day when he went to the bathroom he had "Sloppy Joe" spilling out of his anus.

by Dressbuck January 24, 2018

Sloppy Toppy Coffee

Unprofessional served coffee usually served by Dunkin Donuts buy a untrained teenager

Starbucks hires professionals who are at least in their 20s
While Dunkin Donuts hire amateurs who are usually teenagers who serves Sloppy Toppy Coffee

by EmJayee February 6, 2018

Sloppy Samantha

A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.

Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.

Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.

by Torbert February 10, 2018

sloppy cat cafe

To perform cunnilingus voraciously.

Johnny asked Jane if he could go to the Sloppy Cat Cafe with her.

by Priecher February 14, 2018