Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar

Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

Tallulah shark

An icon, the moment! Revived pop music! Is the ultimate hero that Stan Twitter needed in these dark, harrowing times. All Stan Twitter r@ts must worship Tallulah Shark

“Tallulah Shark is truly the greatest thing that has happened to Twitter” - Mariah Carey

by Tallulah Shark October 20, 2020

shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, that's shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

Toilet Shark

Guys who are into under the stall action in public restrooms.

You see 4 feet in one stall one is down on his knees.
Look a toilet shark is proposing!

by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023

Jeff the land shark

This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.

And fuck this stupid ass shark

Jeff the land shark is a menace.

by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025

wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.

Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick

by FattyBizkits May 11, 2023

Tiger shark

The absolute best, BEST animal ever to live.

Jake: Hey, look at that tiger shark!
Joe: Wow!
Jimmy: Sheeeesh

by tiqer May 7, 2023